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And in Other News 03/20/08…

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“Feds Squeeze Poachers’ Pal Out of Sausage Business“
After an 18 month undercover operation, Omaha authorities have shut down an illegal summer sausage operation. Everyone sleep easy tonight.

“Russian Rambo Dies in Forest Shootout“
Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with the world today?

“Churchill Flew to the Moon…Right?“
A new study has been released that basically proves that British children are the dumbest fucking children on Earth. 1/3 of them think Churchill was the first man to walk on the moon and 3/4 of them were unable to identify the moon in the sky.

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