And in Other News 15 May 2008…

“Palm Beach Gardens Man Accused of Sexually Assaulting 2 Dogs“
Yep. Some guy, from Florida, who lives with his mother, has been having sex, multiple times, with two dogs. The worst part of this is that in Florida, that kind of thing isn’t illegal. Florida: Home to Disney World and people who fuck dogs.
“Hubby Tries to Flog Wife on Ebay“
A British man has put his wife up for sale on Ebay. Apparently, he believes his wife is cheating on him and wants to sell her to the highest bidder. Paul Osborn accuses his wife of being a “cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife.” The bidding for the “slag of a wife” has reached almost $1,000,000.
“Woman Accused of Faking Cancer to Avoid Work“
Hey, whatever works.