The Hardcore Champ: Recent Developments

We recently received an anonymous letter from an individual who only identified himself as “The Skinny Man.”  This individual claims that he is outraged by the incident involving the self proclaimed “Hardcore Champion” and his violation of our unsuspecting camera man.  His letter also stated that he will grant an exclusive interview to the sock puppets staff when he is ready to reveal himself.  Our attempts to try and track the origins of the letter were unsuccessful (there was no return address on the letter.  What do you people expect?  We’re a bunch of nuts who drink…A LOT…sometimes way too much.)