Archive for February, 2007

Mister Family Unmasked!

Posted in Mister Family, Special Reports with tags , , , , , on February 20, 2007 by Dan Cheek
Mister Family

The above images are all of the man who calls himself, “Mister Family”.  Mister Family is a religious extremist who is waging a campaign of lies and intimidation on a local strip club, Gentlemen’s Club 10.  Mister Family has done his best to keep his identity secret, even while he posts pictures of the patrons of the strip club, along with license plate numbers, on his website.

We just decided that we’d level the playing field.  If Mister Family wants to try to intimidate people by posting their pictures, and pictures of their license plates, on the Internet, so be it.  However, fair is fair.  The man pictured above is a sick, twisted, pathetic man.  He has, as has been well documented on this website, attempted to use lies and intimidation to attack a 100% legal, legitimate business.  Karma’s a bitch, eh?



More Lies, Brought to You by Mister Family

Posted in Mister Family, Special Reports with tags , , , , , , , , on February 10, 2007 by Dan Cheek

Mister Family” is a fucked up religious extremist who is waging a campaign of lies and intimidation against a local strip club.  A club that we, The Puppet Staff, frequent.  To illustrate the type of bullshit he’s spouting off on his blog, consider the following.  This is a quote from his blog that was posted on 22 December 2006.

Seeking to cash in on the sexual curiosity of young people, Gentlemen’s Club 10 is offering deep discounts off their normal admission if you present a student ID at the door.  Apparently, quite a few of our local high-school students have taken them up on this offer…..I can’t think of anything the club has done at this point that has better illustrated their deep-seated desire to turn our children into paying customers at their sex club.
-Mister Family

So here, Mister Family is accusing Club 10, the strip club he’s waging war against, of…

1. Admitting children into their establishment
2. Running a “sex club.”

On both of these statements, I call shenanigans.  SHENANIGANS!

Mister Family is saying that because a high school student is admitted into the club that that person is a child.  Wrong.  MANY high school juniors and seniors are 18 or 19 years old.  At age 18, by law, a person is considered to be an ADULT.  Get that?  If the guy/girl is 18 years of age or older and wants to visit the strip club, that is their right.  AS AN ADULT.  So Club 10 isn’t marketing ANYTHING to “children”.  They are marketing to ADULTS.  ADULTS WITH VALID IDs.

Now, let’s move on to his other false accusation.  Club 10 is not a “sex club.”  There is no sex being sold, displayed, or offered at club 10.  The strippers are nude, but everyone else keeps their clothes on.  Therefor, Club 10 is not a “sex club”.  They are a strip club.  People have sex at sex clubs.  People strip at strip clubs.  I WISH there were a sex club in my area, but, sadly, there is not.  There are only strip clubs.

Besides being a liar, Mister Family is also a coward.  He keeps his identity secret.  He does not allow anyone to post comments on his blog.  He does not answer any of my MANY e-mails.  He just sits there, hiding behind his mask (much like a serial killer or KKK thug…) spouting off lies, misinformation, and threats of blackmail.  Please take the time to express YOUR opinion to “Mister Family.”  You can e-mail him at


Mister Family Scares Me

Posted in Mister Family, Special Reports with tags , , , , , , , , on February 6, 2007 by Dan Cheek

Mister Family, the fruit-loop who is waging war against a local strip club, scares the living piss out of me.  If he were able to have his way, this world would be a very dark, dangerous place.  Think burning people for witchcraft and having religious police arrest people for blasphemy.  Dark Ages, Medieval type shit.

Now, I’m not about to accuse someone of being a crazy, religious extremist without proof.  Below are some actual quotes that I’ve taken directly from Mister Family’s blog.

Call me crazy (because I am), but I’m praying to that end. Please join me in that prayer.
-Mister Family November 21, 2006

In the same spirit, I too would like to help them celebrate their Grand Opening.  We will be happy to send your wife or girlfriend a beautiful color photo, suitable for framing, of your vehicle while at the Grand Opening Celebration!!!  It’s the least we could do to help kick off the opening of Luzerne County’s newest den of iniquity.  Just send us your request via e-mail and we’ll get right back to you.
-Mister FamilyApril 19, 2006

I am permitted to eat a steady diet of M&M’s and nothing else.  I enjoy M&M’s and there’s no law against me eating them.   Therefore, according to the logic of some, it would be perfectly fine for me to only eat M&M’s because I wouldn’t be breaking any laws.  The truth of the matter is this…..if I actually did that I would be harming my body and robbing myself of the nutrition that I need.  It is permissible for me to eat M&M’s, but it isn’t beneficial.
-Mister FamilyApril 12, 2006

Mr. Scalzo, I’m typing this with tears in my eyes.  I promise you before God Himself, that if you will consider turning Gentlemen’s Club 10 into a family friendly business, I will do EVERYTHING in my power to encourage the Luzerne County community to stand with you.
-Mister FamilyApril 11, 2006

Lawyers are great, aren’t they?
-Mister FamilyApril 5, 2006

This isn’t just a problem in Wilkes-Barre Twp., but all throughtout the country.  As the moral fabric of our nation unravels, this problem will continue to expand.  Ultimately, unless the Lord changes our hearts, I’m afraid that we can expect much more of this.
-Mister FamilySeptember 1, 2006

So, as you can plainly see (and as Mister Family admitted to in that first quote…), Mister Family is a complete and total madman.  He probably drinks his own urine and sodomizes chickens.  Really, he’s that crazy.  He talks a lot about, “Changing our hearts…”.  He’s admitted that he’s willing to use blackmail and intimidation in order to change your hearts.  And if that doesn’t work….he will sodomize you with a broomstick while he recites passages from Revelations.  Mister Family isn’t just an angry Christian, he is a self professed crazy person who is hiding in the shadows.  A lot like Jack the Ripper used to do.


What the Courts REALLY Say About Strip Clubs…

Posted in Mister Family, Special Reports with tags , , , , , , , , on February 4, 2007 by Dan Cheek

According to a quote on Mister Family’s blog, “According to the Surpreme Court, it is well documented that sexually oriented businesses also invite crime into our communities.”  Really?  Well, let’s take a look at what the Supreme Court ACTUALLY says about strip clubs…

In US v. Playboy Entertainment Group (2000), Justice Kennedy wrote that the, “history of the law of free expression is one of vindication in cases involving speech that many citizens may find shabby, offensive, or even ugly.”

In the case of Adams Theatre Co. v. Keenan (1957), the New Jersey Supreme Court ruled in favor of allowing a theatre to be opened, even though it intended to show adult movies.  The local city government had tried to prevent the theatre for opening.  The court wrote, “The standard ‘lewd and indecent’ is amorphous.  There is ever present, too, the danger that censorship upon that ground is merely the expression of the censor’s own highly subjective view of morality unreasonably deviating from common notions of what is lewd and indecent, or may be a screen for reasons unrelated to moral standards.”

In a famous 1967 decision, the US Supreme Court ruled that exotic dancing is a form of art, and as such, is protected under the First Amendment from assholes and “Mister Family” types who want to ban it.  In their decision in In re Giannini (1967), the Court found nude dancing, no matter how “vulgar” it may appear, communicates a message to the audience and is a form of art.  This message and art form, which I enjoy to no end, is PROTECTED SPEECH.  I wonder why Mister Family, the brilliant expert of law and Supreme Court quotes that he is, never mentions this on his website?

In 1981, a New Jersey town tried to ban all types of nude dancing.  The owner of an adult entertainment establishment took their dumb asses to court, and the case eventually made it to the US Supreme Court in Schad v. Borough of Mount Ephraim (1981).  The court, in a 7-2 decision, ruled that the ban was unconstitutional.  The court, in its decision, also wrote that towns and cities can’t just pass laws to shut down strip clubs, adult bookstores, and other types of fun places.  To quote the Court, “nude dancing is not without its First Amendment protections from official regulation.”  This case, which is one of my favorites, established the standard that local governments can zone adult businesses, but they can not ban them.  Suck on that one, Mister Family.

The point to all of this is that, once again, Mister Family is trying to mislead everyone.  The US Supreme Court, as I have just pointed out, has REPEATEDLY stepped in to PROTECT ADULT BUSINESSES.  This is further proof that you simply can not believe anything that “Mister Family” tells you.  He is a liar and a coward.  People, never trust anyone who has a problem with hot, naked, dancing girls.


Lies, Lies, and More Lies

Posted in Mister Family, Special Reports with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 3, 2007 by Dan Cheek

One of Mister Family’s favorite rants is that Gentlemen’s Club 10, a strip club located in Wilkes-Barre, PA, promotes a “pornographic website”. The website this ass-clown is referencing is Club 10’s homepage. In a post on his blog, dated 2 February 2007, Mister Family made the following statement. “Gentlemen’s Club 10 took the time to advertise a pornographic website on their building and on Interstate 81.”

This is an outright, bold faced LIE. Yes, Mister Family, the Internet’s self appointed morality Nazi, is fibbing. There is NO pornography on Club 10’s website. NONE! Not even a nipple. And I was looking really, really hard.

Yes, the website DOES have a few pictures of attractive women in suggestive poses, but it’s nothing compared to some of the things shown on the covers of magazines on supermarket shelves or TV shows and commercials.

Additionally, just to be safe and to send the message that the website advertised adult entertainment, visitors to the page have to assert that they are 18 years of age or older before they see anything. And like I said, even if some five year old kid DID lie and say they were 18, they would see a whole lot of not much. Because there is NO pornography on Club 10’s website. Not even a nipple.

I realize that Mister Family is not very smart. Read a few of his blog posts and you will probably agree with that statement of fact. However, even he should realize that if someone wants to look at porn, they are not going to go to Club 10’s website. Porn-seekers will go to, you know, PORN SITES to look at porn. These sites have lots of porn, of all types, thus making them PORN SITES. If someone was stupid enough (maybe Mister Family’s kids or something…) to go to Club 10’s website to oogle porn, they would suffer a big let down. Because Club 10’s website HAS NO PORN.

So, for the slow people, allow me to summarize what I just talked about….

1. Mister Family is a lying sack of dog shit

2. There is NO PORN on Club 10’s website

3. Mister Family’s kids, if he has any, are probably stupid.

This is just ONE example of the type of lies and false allegations that Mister Family routinely spouts off. It is also why this sorry fuck keeps his identity secret. He KNOWS he is a lying bastard and he feels “safer” by hiding behind a stupid, immature alias.