Quick! Tell an Adult!!!

Yup.  Despite multiple attempts to stop us, the Sock Puppet Staff has went ahead and opened our very own online store.  The Sock Puppet Store of Amazing Things is now officially open.  You can go there, right now, and buy all sorts of awesome shit.  Movies.  Comic books.  Big screen TVs.  Porn.  And video games.  And, yes, we will be expanding our selection of “Amazing Things” by quite a bit in the coming days.  If you do any shopping online, and you don’t shop with the Sock Puppets, may God fuck you up the ass with something wide and splintery.  Go there now, people.

-CHEek
dan@sockpuppetsfromhell.com

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