And in Other News…

Man Nabbed Twice on Suspicion of DUI
A Pennsylvania man was arrested twice, in one night, for suspicion of DUI.  Is that even possible?

Pythons Could Squeeze Lower Third of USA
Apparently, global warming is resulting in Burmese Pythons moving into southern US states.  Oh crap.

Man Drives Stolen Car to Police Station
A man drove a stolen car to a police station so he could bitch about them seizing $2000 of “his” money during a drug raid.  Hilarity ensues.

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