Academy Awards Roundup

Academy Awards

Last night, the 80th annual Academy Awards were held in Hollywood. For the 8oth time, the Academy COMPLETELY ignored the Midget Porn genre. How can you have a movie award ceremony and not even mention, let alone honor, all of the hard working, highly talented midget porn stars out there? I mean, Norbit was nominated for an award, but NOT ONE SINGLE MIDGET PORNO? WTF, Hollywood?

Anyway, in case you were boycotting watching the show as a sign of solidarity with the Midget Porn Star Union, here’s what happened.

Best Picture: No Country for Old Men
Best Director: Ethan and Joel Coen, “No Country for Old Men
Best Actor: Daniel Day Lewis, “There Will Be Blood
Best Actress: Marion Cotillard, “La Vie en Rose
Best Supporting Actor: Javiar Bardem, “No Country for Old Men
Best Supporting Actress: Tilda Swinton, “Michael Clayton
Best Screenplay: Diablo Cody, “Juno
Best Animated Feature: Ratatouille

So, there you have it. No midget porn, as I said, but what can you do? Maybe next year…


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