And in Other News 11 July 2008…

Drunk infiltrates team of fire fighters
Proof that alcoholics are really super heroes!  At least that’s the moral of the story that I got out of it.  Where’s my beer….

Chile pole dancer arrested
A stripper in Chile was arrested after conducting a strip show in front of the Presidential Palace.  She did this, she says, to “challenge the prudishness of Chilean society.”  Strippers: United in the fight to make our world better!

Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
So this 9 year old girl hears mommy screaming.  She goes to check it out and see her and daddy rolling around on the bed, both grunting and screaming and moaning.  QUICK!  CALL THE COPS!  THEY’RE KILLING EACH OTHER!


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