And in Other News 15 July 2008…

Weird News
Lion on loose may be ‘big dog
There may be an African Lion on the loose in Colorado Springs.  Or, maybe, it’s just a big dog.  So, if you are strolling down the street in Colorado Springs, you may be pounced on, killed, and eaten like a gazelle.  Or maybe you won’t.  We just don’t know.

Police: Fort Pierce woman allegedly attacked crack-smoking boyfriend with toilet seat
As if the poor guy on crack didn’t have enough problems, his girlfriend splits his head open with a toilet seat.  Note to angry girlfriends: Hitting your crackhead of a lover over the head with a toilet seat will not cure his crack addiction.  It will encourage it.

Man cuts off own head with a chainsaw after flat is earmarked to be bulldozed by developers
I really can’t think of anything to say.  I mean, fuck, the dude cut off his own head with a chainsaw.

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