Archive for August, 2008

Badminton for the X Games

Posted in Random Shit with tags , , , on August 23, 2008 by bernie1584

Here is my proposal for an Extreme sport, Death Badminton. Game play similar to normal Badminton, the net, rackets, back and forth volley, but the court is criss-crossed with an infrared grid and the shuttlecock (oh grow up) will be replaced by a similarly shaped high yield micro explosive that is rigged to detonate after crossing the infrared grid on one side of the court five times. The rules are simple you survive and you’re the winner. this game can be played anywhere with some open space,  and is not recommended to be played indoors. So as to keep the game fun and reduce the number of people who won’t play such a “dangerous” or “sadistic” game we won’t tell them about the modifications until a winner is crowned. For entertainment purposes we can set up a televised tournament for professional clowns where the champion is shot during the awards ceremony. I’ve already asked Dr. Sanity to help me design the explosive and hopefully Death Badminton will become popular (among prison guards as a means of controlling the inmates and homeless shelters is my prediction) ia a few short years, I’ll keep you posted.

El Chupacabra over and out

And In Other News 08/21/08…

Posted in And in Other News... with tags , , , , on August 21, 2008 by Dan Cheek

Teletubbies Banned in France
Woman accused of using knife, tomatoes to assault husband
Okay, I understand the knife.  That can, y’know, actually harm and kill.  But tomatoes?  That’s just fucking weird, man.

Man shoots himself five times in the head and survives
The expression, “EPIC FAIL” comes to mind.  I mean, if you can’t kill yourself with a gun and five bullets, what the hell can you do?

France bans broadcast of TV shows for babies
Yup.  No more Teletubbies in France.  Suddenly, France seems so much more appealing…