Dick, go fetch yer gun…

Sources tell us that once his run as Vice President is over, Dick Cheney will be hosting his very own hunting show titled “Coon Huntin’ with Big Dick!”  Our field correspondent attempted to contact Republican Presidential nominee John McCain but everyone one of his phone calls yielded the response “Dick who?”  On the other hand Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama said that “this is a travesty of justice” and that the “racist cracker should not be allowed near a gun let alone own one.”  An unconfirmed response from a Cheney representative was “Fuck him, I’ll bust a cap in his ass.”

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