The Fugly Bag


Finally some one has marketed this! Dear God in heaven, I thought I was gonna have to be “That guy.” Well, what are you waiting for? Go buy them! And don’t forget to pay me royalties! Hurry, you could be fucking some one (else) tonight!

P.S. Makes a great gift for your wife or girlfriend!

Legal Statement: Sock Puppets from Hell is not, nor is any other organization responsible for the out comes of delivering this item as a gift to any member of the opposite sex. You do so at your own risk! If you ignore this warning please Please PLEASE send video and pictures to It might make you famous!

Posthumous Editorial Note: DO NOT; I repeat; DO NOT GIVE THIS AS A GIFT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF SHE IS IRISH! It doesn’t end well.


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