Well at Least Now He Won’t be Breeding

Title says it all.

Paula Abdul on a Drunken Rampage!

In this video, Paula Abdul is clearly drunk.   She is giving an interview and she can barely stay in her seat, let alone form words.  However, Paula’s explanation for all of this is that there were “audio problems.”  Audio problems, no.  Drinking problems, oh yes.

Britney Spears Drunk

This video was taken before Britney had her first major breakdown. This was back when people just assumed, but had no proof, that she was a crazy, delusional, idiot.

Jake “The Snake” Roberts Drunk

In this video, Jake “The Snake” Roberts, a fairly famous WWE wrestler, goes off on a drug/alcohol fueled rant about gambling.  Or something like that.

Joe Namath Drunk

In this timeless clip, Joe Namath, one of the great NFL quarterbacks of all time, is drunk as hell and, during an interview, hits on the sideline reporter.  And he does this live on Monday Night Football.

Orson Wells Drunk

In this video clip, the famous actor Orson Wells attempts to star in a wine commercial. Things go astray, however, when Orson is too drunk to function.

Paula Abdul Drunk. Again.

In this video, Paula Abdul attempts to sell jewelry on some TV shopping show.  However, things go horribly wrong as she is as drunk as a pirate.  Oops.